Latest Clinton Conspiracy… Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnnnn

File this under conspiracies that make sense. Ok, let me clarify that statement a little. Some conspiracies like “We faked the moon landing”, “Melania Trump has been replaced with a body double”, or my favorite “Melania Trump has been replaced with a sex robot”, are so ridiculous that it is hard to believe just on the face of it. However, there are some conspiracies that make some sense. Are they true? Not sure, but there does seem to be some anecdotal evidence to lean that way. Not saying that we should hang everything on just anecdotal evidence, just something should be looked at a little further. With that said, this one is a doozy, and probable enough to bypass our embargo on fresh news conspiracies.

Yesterday at 12:22pm PT, a fire was reported on a second floor of a building on the Clintons property that was said to be utilized only by the Secret Service who operate on the “compound”. It was said that it wasn’t connected to the Clintons main home, and even though first reports from the Chappaqua Fire Department stated that they were on scene and trying to control it, later it was stated that the fire was mostly put out with fire extinguishers. The final report said that the department was only called out to inspect and ensure everything was safe.

As with any developing story, details have changed from the first go to the final report. That happens almost all the time, even though some people never believe the latter reports and call it “spin”. So, even if that is the case, the Fire Dept. released false info first? Nevermind, I will let that go. That isn’t really the crux of the story (well maybe it is, we will see).

Fast forward 24 hours. The FBI officially announces that it is investigating the Clinton Foundation for various Pay for Play schemes alleged during the timeframe Hillary Clinton was secretary of state. Some of which are the Laureate Education scandal and Uranium One. Furthermore, it was said that they would be investigating claims of misuse of charitable funds or tax-exempt assets from the Foundation that were used for personal or political use. Which harkens back to claims from the Haitian government that funds raised by said foundation never arrived during the rebuilding after the earthquake. Plus, as if things don’t look interesting enough, there is some investigations of past cases dropped or “prematurely closed” during the Obama administration.

Cue the conspiracy theorists. It seems pretty convenient that a fire breaks out in a building owned by the Clintons and that there are different versions of the story already. Maybe, it was just a trash fire that got out of control… you know those pesky trashcans, they tend to burst into flame at the drop of a match whenever you put sensitive information you don’t want anyone else to find in them.

This is another in a growing list of mysterious things that have happened around the Clinton Foundation and Hillary Clinton herself. The last one, where she accidently deleted emails that were listed under congressional subpoena, skated through with her supporters and the media both propping up the argument that they were all of a personal nature even though when some were recovered it was found that there were more work-related emails there than first admitted. Will this be just another on the list that just washes off the back of the Clintons? With several scandals, past rape and misconduct allegations, Foundation scandals, and now this, is Hillary now going to claim the title as “Teflon Dame”?